Republican Dirty Tricks

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Cheney Needs More Souls

Not satisfied with only killing over 1 million civilians and over 6 thousand American soldiers in the wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan that he started based on lies and affronts to our Constitution, Dick Cheney criticized our duly-elected President for “dithering” and not immediately condemning to more souls to death for Cheney’s pleasure.

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In keeping with the Republican mission to be the anchor that drags normal society down, professional paranoiac and Republican crybaby Glenn Beck went on corporate America’s protection racket network, Fox News, to urge his viewers to continue contributing nothing to society.

Railing against a new spirit of volunteerism urged by the White House and helped by a Hollywood charitable organization called The Entertainment Industry Foundation (EIF), Glenn Beck likened television plots showing characters volunteering in their communities with the work of communists.

Being that Republicans add absolutely no value to society, any attempt to encourage them to contribute only serves to confuse and anger them. Beck took the usual stance of trying to convince his willfully ignorant audience that he was a lone patriot confronting a communist plot.  Read more about that here.
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Due to their immediate disqualification from consideration on the grounds of incessant illegal warmongering, fear mongering, race baiting and gay bashing, President Obama’s Nobel Prize award has so upset members of the “The Party of No” that their leader Rush Limbaugh let slip on his protection racket that he is a Taliban operative masquerading as a soon-to-be fat again, Viagra abusing in the Dominican Republic, Drug addled rumored closeted gay thrice divorced millionaire “every man.”
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We can only expect grunts from pigs

Republicans prove once again that they have more loyalty to the collection of sociopaths and Neanderthals known as “The Party of No” then they do to our country, as they are absolutely overjoyed that the Olympics committee did not choose Chicago to host the 2016 games.

In an amazing display of Anti-Americanism usually found in members of Al-Qaeda, Erick Erickson, writer for the World Wide Web’s cesspool known as the RedState blog immediately waxed seditiously with an article that could be have been attributed to an emotionally disturbed 5th grader, opening his post with, “Hahahahaha”

Another willfully ignorant America hater with the moniker “izoneguy” followed with the comment, “Erick…. you seem to take such glee in his failure? HA HA So do I……Great News! Thank You….. It is breaking on FOX now.”

Crazy-eyed CONservative apologist Michelle Malkin joined the chorus, writing that the Obama campaign motto of “Yes We Can” should be changed to “No, You Can’t.” Her comment was reflective of the entire Republican philosophy of never attempting to do anything positive for one’s country, except trying to make it fail and/or waiting on a hill for Jesus to return.
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Republicans Call For Military Coup to Overthrow Our Legally Elected President

Unable to accept the fact that despite their overwhelming propaganda efforts blanketing both television and radio, Democrat to Republican vote flipping programmed into right-wing owned electronic voting machines as well as classic Republican voter caging and voter purging tactics, normal Americans (non-Republicans) elected Barack Obama our first African-American President in a landslide last November.

Devoid of ideas that would actually benefit the majority of Americans, the Republicans Party ceaselessly brings deceptions and incessant complaints to the table of public discourse.

While our great country suffered under their rule,”The Party of No” willfully implemented a plethora of pro-corporate, anti-worker policies in an effort to turn the USA from the “Land of the Free” into “The United States of Serfs and Lords.”

Although Republicans were able to collapse the economy and enrich the Military Industrial Complex by miring us in endless wars, they were unable to completely execute their agenda due to our system of government which, ideally, is based on checks and balances and peaceful transitions of power.

As these philosophies are anathema to the Republican agenda, the Republican Party increasingly propagates hate and fear of our duly elected President in the hope that these veiled calls to action will activate their innately cowardly and willfully ignorant base and inspire the next Timothy McVeigh.
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From the time of the Presidential campaign and the subsequent election of Barack Obama, the Republican Death Cult and their Stockholm Syndrome Suffering followers have become increasingly desperate to “get their country back” from the uppity African-American their fellow citizens legally chose to lead the country out of the economic and political disaster area Republicans George W. Bush and Darth Cheney left behind.

Regardless of the fact that Republican policies favor the rich at the expense of the rest of us and have been slowly turning the United States into a nation of serfs and lords, their woefully uninformed base has been so manipulated by right-wing media, as well as the Republican tactics of fear and division, that they have convinced them that Republicans are operating with the interest of the Middle Class in mind. The good news it that normal Americans have grown increasingly more savvy to Republican deception and are systematically rejecting their dead-end ideology.

Into this environment where they feel their influence slipping away, Republicans increasingly call for violence against the President.

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The day after the 8^th anniversary of the September 11^th terrorist attacks, willfully ignorant Republicans suffering from a form of Stockholm Syndrome that has been exacerbated by nonstop exposure to pro-corporate, anti-worker propaganda courtesy of Fox News/Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck and aggravated by the landslide victory of an African American legitimately elected to the office of President, dozens of “Tea Baggers” boarded buses funded by the United Health Group fronted “Freedom Works” and marched on our nation’s capital in an attempt to convince normal people that they aren’t “free” unless Steven Helmsley, the CEO of United Healthcare, has a 700 Million dollar payday.
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In his ongoing campaign to keep Americans stupid enough to vote for Republicans, drug-addled so-called conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves of his protection racket on the 8th anniversary of September 11th terrorist attacks to blast our duly elected President for suggesting citizens remember the victims of the attack by volunteering to help their communities.

This attack on the National Day of Service was in keeping with Limbaugh’s mission to ensure that his audience remains the pimple on the ass of a productive, vibrant and educated populace and a homage of sorts to the great lengths Limbaugh himself went to grow a cyst on his own ass in order to avoid being forced into nationalist service to the state in Vietnam – a war he and fellow Republican chickenhawks supported.

Don’t Let the Door Hit You in The Ass…

Texas, the failed state albatross around the neck of normal America; chockablock with Republicans who can’t stand when they are unable to steal elections and are left to submit to the will of “We The People”; is ramping up another wave of secession-mania to protest their hatred of anything having to do with our duly-elected President Barack Obama.   For the sake of our nation, we can only hope that THIS TIME, they are successful.